You have anxiety. Computer has GPU. We give anxiety to GPU. You take nap.
You have bottleneck. Thing not move. Worker do same click 47 time. Soul die a little. We find where stuck.
We teach computer your work. AI learn pattern. AI do pattern. You no do pattern no more.
Everything connect. Data go woosh. Report make self. Email send self. You free.
YOU POINT AT PROBLEM. WE SEND COMPUTER.
BIOLOGICAL LIABILITY
SILICON ASSET
STONE AGE METAPHORS. SPACE AGE TECH.
You hate writing blog. It take long time. Computer read all internet. Computer write blog in 1 second. You go surf.
Stranger want buy thing. You sleep. Computer talk to stranger. Stranger give money. You wake up rich.
Copy paste is for monkey. We build tubes. Data go woosh. Spreadsheet happy.
BEFORE AUTOMATION
Dave sad. Dave work 60 hours. Dave hate email. Dave forget family.
AFTER AUTOMATION
We give Dave robot. Robot send email. Robot answer phone. Dave happy. Dave buy boat.
One thing broken. We fix one thing. Pain stop.
Many thing broken. We run machine. You retire.
You want disappear? We run company. You just owner.
Tell us where it hurts. We send computer.
COMPUTER DO IT. HUMAN TIRED.